The Birds and the Bees!

I thought we had some time before we were faced with questions like this but apparently not.  For the past three days Gannon has been asking me how babies get out of mommy's tummies.  The first couple days I danced around it.  I told him God helped the baby come out, I totally ignored him and I changed the subject.  But this morning I decided he wasn't going to give up so I may as well put it out there.  So I told him how babies come out and he thought about then said "Yuck!".  Waited a few seconds and then said "Kinda like how Santa comes down the chimney?"  I thought about it said yes and tried to keep myself from cracking up.  He is going to keep me on my toes for many years to come.

Gannon is a funny kid!

Gannon cracks us about every day but these two are worth writing down in the history books. 

Here is a conversation between Gannon and his teacher, Miss Matti
Gannon: Miss Matti, do you know how we're different?
Miss Matti: how Gan?
Gannon: I have a penis and you have a jina. You do have a jina, right?
Miss Matti: Yes, Gannon I do have a jina.
Gannon: OK

Gannon and I had a breakfast date to my office today. Gannon was in the bathroom with me while I was getting ready.  He grabbed Matt's hair stuff and stuck his fingers in it. I asked him what he was doing and he said "I have to look handsome for WashU" then stuck a big glob right in the middle of his hair.